BubbaTrumPump Coyn is what happens when meme culture, puffed up bags, and presidential duck lips collide. It's not DeFi. It's DeFinitely dumb. And that's the point.
Total Supply: A gloriously round number of BTP coyns engineered for screenshots and completely unqualified price predictions.
Distribution: Some went to liquidity, some to the community, some to whoever clicked fastest, and some probably to that one friend who "doesn't even crypto".
Utility: Bubba vibes, Trump tier confidence, duck lip selfies, and chart watching. If you're looking for real world use cases, you might be in the wrong timeline.
Taxes: There may or may not be buys, sells, and "Bubba boost" taxes involved. Check the contract, charts, or your favorite puffish influencer. Numbers are subject to change, cope, and copium.
Pump Mechanics: No guarantees, only vibes. Sometimes it pumps. Sometimes it dumps. Sometimes it just sits there like Bubba on a golf cart. That's coynomics.
Research Strategy: Duck lips have you covered. Or not. Do your own research, or just follow the memes and blame your entries on "Bubba made me do it".
Disclaimer: BubbaTrumPump Coyn is a meme, not a retirement plan. No promises, no refunds, no hand holding. Only charts, chuckles, and the eternal search for the next pump.